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I Watched Ben & Lauren Happily Ever After And I Am Dead On The Inside

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me too lauren b

Empathy for the girl who has it all. 

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The Bachelor Season Finale Ben Higgins: The Biggest Upset Of The Actual Century

William and Kate: The royal wedding

ABC/America’s Prince Ben and his wife Lauren, Duchess of Instagram wave from the balcony of Jamaica Palace after the Royal Proposal

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins: Women Tell All But Still Love Ben So What’s The Point

TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.

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this image sums up the whole show. #lowcuttops #chicken #dirtylooks

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 9: I love you too. And you. andyou.

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Leap Day 2016: The day the impossible happened. The day Ben Higgins fell in love with everyone and we fell out of love with him. Let’s see who can wear the least clothes and be the most vulnerable and I don’t mean at the same time.

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too

Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.

It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.

“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 7: No.

Episode 7

BECCA IS GONE I QUIT. I QUIT EVERYTHING.

Alright well Ben is straight, and if you didn’t believe it before, just see the opening of this episode, and his unique choice of a leather jacket. #dressingyourselfishard #menwhoneedwives

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 6: I wanna talk smart things

Episode 6

cam newton doesn’t cry, i’ve looked. 

Last week left us on the cliffhanger of our lives, with the hope that Ben would take Olivia’s rose back and give it to another girl before the ceremony. But now that Beyonce’s dropped a single, I think we as a nation only have so much luck.

Let’s proceed.

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The Bachelor Episode 5: Things Our Boyfriends & Dads Said

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Over the weekend, the news blared horrific details of separate bombings and attacks that killed more than 100 people total in Syria and Nigeria. The Syrian war continues into its 5th year and Islamic extremist groups like ISIS and Boko Haram are only getting worse.

(where am i going with this, is this CNN???) I’m not about to preach that America is the safest country (or a safe country at all), but I do feel comfortable and safe as I reach for the remote to play recorded TV. Sometimes I think about life outside of my bubble and it’s hard. imsry. imdone. butyoushouldthinkaboutthewarinsyria.

Now that I’ve depressed everyone, let’s all gather to watch and laugh at one of our favorite American pastimes, The Bachelor, as Ben and his women seek amor in Mexico.

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The Bachelor Episode 4: Worst Behavior

I’m just going to jump right into it, Ben FRUSTRATED ME TO NO END this episode. Marriage is so hard, y’all.

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A twin was cut tonight, and don’t fact check me on which one it was in this pic.

Chris Harrison enters the room and announces Ben is no longer in L.A., but is now in the marriage capital of the world, which is apparently Las Vegas,#Houstalantavegas, which is apparently where the twins are from, which is apparently why they’re hot, blonde, and twins.

Ben shares a deep thought in a personal moment with the camera: “People do find love in Vegas”

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Reasons Ben Higgins Is Unlovable

Ben said it himself, both on The Bachelorette, vying for Kaitlyn Bristowe, and on this season’s premiere. While Ben did his best to explain his fear of being unlovable for People, I would like to further over-analyze his comment.

Because America deserves to know why Higgins comma Ben is what he says he is.

Because if this face is unlovable, the rest of us should just PUT ROCKS IN OUR ACTUAL POCKETS AND LAY OUR BODIES DOWN IN VICIOUS WATERS, YEAH I SAID IT.
BEN

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