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Today One Piece Swimsuits, Tomorrow Adult Diapers

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I bought this Macy’s suit here.  Yes, this is my body obviously.

My journey to respectable adult woman swimsuits was riddled with corpses, but I made it. I’m here. Tell me congrats.

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Reasons I really do kind of but not want a “lob”

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Who is this girl? Is her name lob? She shows up anywhere you type “lob” I swear and why is her hair perfect who is she what year is it

Here’s the thing: I really want trendy, choppy, effortless, blunt, rolled-out-of-my-actual-bed hair. Just like lob girl above, and every celebrity, and all of your friends.

But I also want long hair. And a million dollars. So you see my problem. Here are my top reasons and general thoughts surrounding why I really do kind of but don’t at all but still do want a lob cut.

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