Reasons Ben Higgins Is Unlovable

Ben said it himself, both on The Bachelorette, vying for Kaitlyn Bristowe, and on this season’s premiere. While Ben did his best to explain his fear of being unlovable for People, I would like to further over-analyze his comment.

Because America deserves to know why Higgins comma Ben is what he says he is.

Because if this face is unlovable, the rest of us should just PUT ROCKS IN OUR ACTUAL POCKETS AND LAY OUR BODIES DOWN IN VICIOUS WATERS, YEAH I SAID IT.
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1. Ben’s face is too symmetrical
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stay golden pony boy

The golden face ratio was modeled after Ben Higgins. Meanwhile, I strive to make everyone’s lives more complicated by insisting I stand at the exact angle that showcases only the left side of my face. #mygoodside

Pain for everyone is beauty.

Can u imagine waking up to Ben’s mathematical ass face every day? I would cry.

2. Ben is gay

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**COINCIDENCE???** I THINK NOT

what r we all even gathered here for, BEN DRESSES IN DECENT COLOR PALETTES, HE IS MOST CLEARLY PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM so

3. Ben is an alcoholic

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wait is there wine in this picture

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THIS IS CLEARLY A GLASS OF EVERCLEAR IF I’VE EVER SEEN ONE

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ben, STANDING IN A BEER SEA.

4. Ben is a serial killer

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ben’s ex. america’s ex.

THIS IS BEN’S EX. HAS ANYONE SEEN HER RECENTLY???????????????????? WHO’S TO SAY SHE DIDN’T MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR ON BEHALF OF BEN’S PERFECT MASCULINE HANDS??????????????????????????? I WONDER…

5. Ben is a robot

THE BACHELOR RECAP BEN HIGGINS IT'S FINE I'M FINE

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND ROSES. THERE IS NO HIDING THE TRUTH. REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES, BEN. IF THAT’S YOUR REAL NAME.

there u have it u heard it here first

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