Ben said it himself, both on The Bachelorette, vying for Kaitlyn Bristowe, and on this season’s premiere. While Ben did his best to explain his fear of being unlovable for People, I would like to further over-analyze his comment.
Because America deserves to know why Higgins comma Ben is what he says he is.
Because if this face is unlovable, the rest of us should just PUT ROCKS IN OUR ACTUAL POCKETS AND LAY OUR BODIES DOWN IN VICIOUS WATERS, YEAH I SAID IT.
1. Ben’s face is too symmetrical
The golden face ratio was modeled after Ben Higgins. Meanwhile, I strive to make everyone’s lives more complicated by insisting I stand at the exact angle that showcases only the left side of my face. #mygoodside
for everyone is beauty.
Can u imagine waking up to Ben’s mathematical ass face every day? I would cry.
2. Ben is gay
what r we all even gathered here for, BEN DRESSES IN DECENT COLOR PALETTES, HE IS MOST CLEARLY PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM so
3. Ben is an alcoholic
4. Ben is a serial killer
THIS IS BEN’S EX. HAS ANYONE SEEN HER RECENTLY???????????????????? WHO’S TO SAY SHE DIDN’T MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR ON BEHALF OF BEN’S PERFECT MASCULINE HANDS??????????????????????????? I WONDER…
5. Ben is a robot
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND ROSES. THERE IS NO HIDING THE TRUTH. REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES, BEN. IF THAT’S YOUR REAL NAME.
there u have it u heard it here first
Other ~*~BaChELoR~*~ Stuff:
- The Bachelor Ben H. Episode 1: I am in love with Ben
- The Bachelor Episode 2: I am not crazy
- My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor
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