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I Did The One-Day Buda Juice Cleanse And Lived To Blog It

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I love diets.

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The Best Things To Do In Dallas

Dallas Skyline at Dusk with Reflection

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The True Story Of Being A 25-Year-Old And Sitting At A Beyonce Concert Alone

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pic via beyonce.com jk i snapchatted it

I went to a Beyonce concert alone. This is my story.

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Watch Out World And Blake Shelton, I’m Platinum Now

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yes, this is my head

The lob saga continues. Srsly should I just start a new blog called “The Lob Diaries” or “Lob And The City” or “Can’t Stop Stop Won’t Stop Getting My Hair Done”?????

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Deep Ellum ~or~ Uptown?~?~?

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March 12, 2016 · 3:05 PM

The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too

Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.

It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.

“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading

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I survived dry January

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And by survived dry January I mean I survived my friends enduring the sober journey. But they had it easy by not drinking — I’M THE SURVIVOR THAT HAD TO DEAL WITH THEM THE WHOLE TIME. I’M THE REAL UNITED STATES TROOPS.

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The Bachelor Episode 2: I am not crazy

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Good morning, I hope you were all prepared for the opening scene of Ben in blue boxers.

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Jackie, LB, Lauren H., Becca, Amber, Mandi, Jojo, Jubilee, Jennifer, Lace.

These girls are *MIND-BLOWN* when their names get called, like they didn’t realize being on The Bachelor meant going on dates.

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This is going to make you uncomfortable

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MURDER AT THE NAIL PLACE

But not as uncomfortable as I am right now sitting down in my most comfortable clothes. Why am I uncomfortable? Let’s start with my Tuesday afternoon decision making process.

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I got an endoscopy today

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Am I an obese middle aged sedentary male? Do I eat candy and spicy food nonstop? My esophagus seems to think so. My esophagus hates me.

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