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Another One Of Those Obnoxious Vacation Recaps: BBMOONVERSARY IN MAUI!

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A “babymoon” is a newfangled concept commonly used by privileged white people who are out of touch with reality!

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The “Goes To Italy Once” Series Part IV: Last Days Of The Trip And Still Haven’t Been Discovered For Modeling

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Here are the chic photos the international talent scouts missed + Days 7 – 10.  

This is the “Goes to Italy Once” Series, where I tell you how to plan, pack, and dress yourself for your trip to Italy, after going just once!

Here’s what we’ve unpacked so far in the series: Part I was the actual helpful post–all my recos, do’s, don’t’s, tips, and tricks. Part II is a daily breakdown of days 1 – 3 where I go to hell for declining a nun’s offerings and then meet Jesus at the altar of the fatherland. Part III covers days 4 – 5, where I’m reminded no matter how far I travel, being from a small town follows me wherever I go. 

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The “Goes To Italy Once” Series Part III: Being From A Small Town Is The Root Of All My Problems

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Days 4 – 6 of the 10-day trip. Nothing like learning how to use public transportation for the first time in a different language, y’all!

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The “Goes to Italy Once” Series Part II: How To Lose A Nun And Meet The Pope In Ten Days

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Jesus, take the wheel.

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The “Goes to Italy Once” Series Part I: How We Did Literally Everything

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Today I write Italy travel tips, tomorrow I run for Italian presidency. 

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It’s All Fun And Games Until You’re In The Fetal Position At Your Airport Gate

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This blog post is extremely long, exhausting, and turbulent, just like my experience. #bucklein #SouthwestDown. 

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