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Table Tennis, Moving In Your Twenties, Being Too Much, And Other Olympic Sports You Didn’t Know Existed
Ahh, the Olympic sport of Adulting, where not even drugs disqualify you.
You know you’ve lived it.
I went to a Beyonce concert alone. This is my story.
In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.
In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.
Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.
And by survived dry January I mean I survived my friends enduring the sober journey. But they had it easy by not drinking — I’M THE SURVIVOR THAT HAD TO DEAL WITH THEM THE WHOLE TIME. I’M THE REAL UNITED STATES TROOPS.
Another year, another vow to lose 10 pounds. Or read more. Or learn something. Doesn’t it get overwhelming, imagining the new you, and all the steps you promised you’d take to get there?
Let’s make a promise to ourselves to do something positive — and set realistic resolutions. Here are my top 3 win-win resolutions that you can actually keep in 2016.
1. Lip Injections
We all know that just because you’re The Bachelor or Bachelorette doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to find tru luv. And even if you find your tru luv on the show, that doesn’t mean it will last.
I’m looking at you Andi and Josh. Chris and Whitney.
So I’m here to the rescue, in this special edition blog post My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor. Don’t fret, lost Bachelors of the world.