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The Bachelor Season Finale Ben Higgins: The Biggest Upset Of The Actual Century
ABC/America’s Prince Ben and his wife Lauren, Duchess of Instagram wave from the balcony of Jamaica Palace after the Royal Proposal
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The Bachelor Ben Higgins: Women Tell All But Still Love Ben So What’s The Point
TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.
this image sums up the whole show. #lowcuttops #chicken #dirtylooks
The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 9: I love you too. And you. andyou.
Leap Day 2016: The day the impossible happened. The day Ben Higgins fell in love with everyone and we fell out of love with him. Let’s see who can wear the least clothes and be the most vulnerable and I don’t mean at the same time.
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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too
Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.
It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.
“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading
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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 7: No.
BECCA IS GONE I QUIT. I QUIT EVERYTHING.
Alright well Ben is straight, and if you didn’t believe it before, just see the opening of this episode, and his unique choice of a leather jacket. #dressingyourselfishard #menwhoneedwives
The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 6: I wanna talk smart things
cam newton doesn’t cry, i’ve looked.
Last week left us on the cliffhanger of our lives, with the hope that Ben would take Olivia’s rose back and give it to another girl before the ceremony. But now that Beyonce’s dropped a single, I think we as a nation only have so much luck.
Let’s proceed.
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Bachelor Women Have Everything To Gain, Only Dignity To Lose
started from the bottom now we’re E! News reporters
This is a guest blog post written by Paige M. Skinner from JustPMSing.com. Follow her except don’t follow her on Twitter bc she just got 1K followers and now she’s really full of herself: TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK
This post is so on point. I approve this message. Happy Chris Kyle day.
The Bachelor Episode 5: Things Our Boyfriends & Dads Said
Over the weekend, the news blared horrific details of separate bombings and attacks that killed more than 100 people total in Syria and Nigeria. The Syrian war continues into its 5th year and Islamic extremist groups like ISIS and Boko Haram are only getting worse.
(where am i going with this, is this CNN???) I’m not about to preach that America is the safest country (or a safe country at all), but I do feel comfortable and safe as I reach for the remote to play recorded TV. Sometimes I think about life outside of my bubble and it’s hard. imsry. imdone. butyoushouldthinkaboutthewarinsyria.
Now that I’ve depressed everyone, let’s all gather to watch and laugh at one of our favorite American pastimes, The Bachelor, as Ben and his women seek amor in Mexico.
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