What I Think My Parents Think I Do For A Living

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Welp.

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20th Anniversary of My Best Friend’s Wedding And Nothing Has Changed For White Girls

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And by 20th I mean 19th, but that doesn’t sound as good. You’ll live.

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I Have 1,000 Questions About Nick Viall But Here Are 10

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this meme will be my wedding announcement

This week, one of the leaders of ISIS was finally killed, but more importantly, the next Bachelor was revealed.

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I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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I Wore High Waist Crop Flare Jeans And This Is What Happened

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They’re ugly. They’re as flattering as a dad bod in a Beyonce leotard. They’re the hottest denim style of 2016.

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Table Tennis, Moving In Your Twenties, Being Too Much, And Other Olympic Sports You Didn’t Know Existed

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Ahh, the Olympic sport of Adulting, where not even drugs disqualify you.

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Must-Read Blog: Once You Go Mack

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Pls use caution when tweeting Mack.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until You’re In The Fetal Position At Your Airport Gate

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This blog post is extremely long, exhausting, and turbulent, just like my experience. #bucklein #SouthwestDown. 

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How To Appreciate Cult Classic Movies That Will Scar You For Life

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is this the clockwork orange or me being forced to watch it

No, don’t worry about me, I’m completely fine, here’s your FREAKING movie review, that will not cost me sleepless nights of torment or desperate needs for therapy sessions, at all. At all.

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THIS JUST IN: LuLu*s Rebranded + Coupon Code

BREAKING: LuLu*s rebranded and redesigned their site almost two months ago plus I have coupon codes click here.

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