I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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I Wore High Waist Crop Flare Jeans And This Is What Happened

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They’re ugly. They’re as flattering as a dad bod in a Beyonce leotard. They’re the hottest denim style of 2016.

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Table Tennis, Moving In Your Twenties, Being Too Much, And Other Olympic Sports You Didn’t Know Existed

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Ahh, the Olympic sport of Adulting, where not even drugs disqualify you.

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Must-Read Blog: Once You Go Mack

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Pls use caution when tweeting Mack.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until You’re In The Fetal Position At Your Airport Gate

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This blog post is extremely long, exhausting, and turbulent, just like my experience. #bucklein #SouthwestDown. 

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How To Appreciate Cult Classic Movies That Will Scar You For Life

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is this the clockwork orange or me being forced to watch it

No, don’t worry about me, I’m completely fine, here’s your FREAKING movie review, that will not cost me sleepless nights of torment or desperate needs for therapy sessions, at all. At all.

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THIS JUST IN: LuLu*s Rebranded + Coupon Code

BREAKING: LuLu*s rebranded and redesigned their site almost two months ago plus I have coupon codes click here.

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F.A.Q.: Blogging Tips

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Tips For Novice Bloggers Or Aspiring Cats

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Speaking Of Brexit, Have You Read “The Other Boleyn Girl”?

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hottest girl in the ballroom since 1991

And Other Ways To Bring Up Your 16th Century English History Phase

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Things I Miss Vol. 1

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Things go viral then die. Things we love then forget. Things we stopped quoting. When Romy invented post-its. This is the Things I Miss series. 

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