Life Updates You Didn’t Ask For Vol. 2

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Awkward moments in Uptown, headbands, bumpdates, and FACE SHAVING. 

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Black Out Baby Shower

Become a mom for the chic parties, stay a mom for the baby.

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I Enlisted A Data Analyst To Identify Whether I Like Reputation Or Lover More

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Also included: 7 reasons why I love Tay.

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Another One Of Those Obnoxious Vacation Recaps: BBMOONVERSARY IN MAUI!

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A “babymoon” is a newfangled concept commonly used by privileged white people who are out of touch with reality!

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IG Q&A: Your Questions About Pregnancy Stuff

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I posted a “Ask Me A Question” on IG because apparently I think people have questions for me.

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I Survived The Flu, But Not The Saks Off Fifth Woman Asking Me If I’ve Tried Target

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Pregnancy tales: surviving the flu, maternity jeans, nightmares!

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Everyone Please Give Me Special Treatment, I Am With Child

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I don’t ask a lot.

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Five Kind of Late Life & Pop Culture Updates You Didn’t Ask For And Don’t Care About

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Thanks for tuning into NPR Up First! Here are the 5 things you need to know before taking a bite out of your morning toast! This is your SNL Weekly Update!

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I Do Intermittent Fasting Because Of Brain Health And Also Because I Want Attention

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What is intermittent fasting? Idk you can Google it. But it’s this thing I’ve been doing lately.

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The “Goes To Italy Once” Series Part IV: Last Days Of The Trip And Still Haven’t Been Discovered For Modeling

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Here are the chic photos the international talent scouts missed + Days 7 – 10.  

This is the “Goes to Italy Once” Series, where I tell you how to plan, pack, and dress yourself for your trip to Italy, after going just once!

Here’s what we’ve unpacked so far in the series: Part I was the actual helpful post–all my recos, do’s, don’t’s, tips, and tricks. Part II is a daily breakdown of days 1 – 3 where I go to hell for declining a nun’s offerings and then meet Jesus at the altar of the fatherland. Part III covers days 4 – 5, where I’m reminded no matter how far I travel, being from a small town follows me wherever I go. 

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