Don’t @ Me Series: Addressing My Friends’ Tweets

Here are the latest things my friends have said about me on everyone’s favorite and extremely public social channel, Twitter.

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I’m Not Having An Identity Crisis, I’ve Just Changed My IG Bio Two Thousand Times

I’ve changed my bio at least three times this year.

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I Swear I know How to Make Spaghetti

I am a mother, after all.

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An Extremely Detailed and A Tad Unnecessary Timeline of Rachel and Dave Hollis’ Relationship

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If you’re half-aware of internet culture you may have caught wind of the Hollis Divorce Announcement 2020. If you follow me on Instagram, you know I’ve made it my life’s mission to get to the bottom of it.

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Ruby’s Birth Story

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this was taken the end of week 37. I went into labor just a few days later.

Now here’s a story that’s all about how my life got twist turned upside down so I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and I’ll tell you a story of how I became the prince of Bel air A MOM.

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It’s a Girl

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The Kind Of Boring Story Of How I Found Out I Was Pregnant

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And the story of how I had to Google what two lines on a pregnancy test meant. 

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Happy CO-uarantine! Here Are 10 Things To Do While You Do Nothing At Home

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Spend 16 hours a day looking at Instagram. 

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Everything I Know After Blogging For Over A Decade

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honestly nothing

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Life Updates You Didn’t Ask For Vol. 2

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Awkward moments in Uptown, headbands, bumpdates, and FACE SHAVING. 

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