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A Guide To Gaining 100 Newlywed Pounds Without Your Husband Noticing

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Why I’m never drinking beer again, what I wish I’d known before getting addicted to Soul Cycle, how I work out at lunch without looking like I’ve been hit by a car afterwards, and my weekly work out routine. WOO FIT-NESS!

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I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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R.I.P. Kayla Itsines Killed Me

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MORE GRAVITY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Kayla Itsines is living the millennial dream: Getting paid to do what she loves.

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