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How To Get Over Yourself And Enjoy Red Wine
It’s not easy. I understand. Red wine is hard. It’s stressful. I know many of you stay up at night, tossing back and forth, wondering when the day will come. when will i like red wine??? when will i be classy in photos on facebook drinking the red wines????????
Agony.
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Three Lies To Tell Yourself Before Getting A Lob
Remember when I was neck-deep in a spiritual warfare about whether or not I should lob my hair? I just used lob as a verb.
hair inspo help am i bald yet help
Well if you aren’t one of the few, the proud, the Marines, AKA the people who I group text on a regular basis, or follow me on social media, allow me to enlighten you.
I’m A Friend To The Sick, The Poor, And The Skinny
In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.
In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.
Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.
How To Dress Your Boyfriend Flamboyantly Gay This Valentine’s Day
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thank you for serving, ben
Ahh, yes, the art of completely taking over everything your boyfriend wears without his permission or even general awareness. It takes skill. It takes tact. It takes unnecessary luxury designer statement pieces.
Don’t worry, I’m here. I live to serve you.
Here are the necessary steps to ensuring no straight female lays a single eyeball on your man this v-day.
The Emotional Stages Of Being A Beyoncé Fan
feelings
The day Beyoncé released her first song in over a year.
#SuperBowl50: How to pretend you’re not here for only Beyoncé
What is “football”? What is it really tho? Honestly tho? Help tho?
I very much look forward to the Super Bowl every year. And by look forward to the Super Bowl I mean overeating cooler ranch Doritos and ranch dip. Fond memories there every year.
It’s Just Valentine’s Day, Calm Down, You’re Fine
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Valentine’s Day. It’s a joyous, bright pink day. It’s a cold, black pit. It’s a fervent reminder of your love. It’s an aggressive reminder you’re single.
It doesn’t matter if you’re obsessed in love with this holiday or wish it would disappear into a black hole with all of the happy couples–because both parties have one thing in common: YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT LET’S ALL JUST BE STILL FOR A HOT SEC.
Bachelor Women Have Everything To Gain, Only Dignity To Lose
started from the bottom now we’re E! News reporters
This is a guest blog post written by Paige M. Skinner from JustPMSing.com. Follow her except don’t follow her on Twitter bc she just got 1K followers and now she’s really full of herself: TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK
This post is so on point. I approve this message. Happy Chris Kyle day.
It's fine I'm fine 