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How To Dress Your Boyfriend Flamboyantly Gay So No One Hits On Him This Valentine’s Day

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thank you for serving, ben

Ahh, yes, the art of completely taking over everything your boyfriend wears without his permission or even general awareness. It takes skill. It takes tact. It takes unnecessary luxury designer statement pieces.

Don’t worry, I’m here. I live to serve you.

Here are the necessary steps to ensuring no straight female lays a single eyeball on your man this v-day.

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