Monthly Archives: February 2016

The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too

Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.

It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.

“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 7: No.

Episode 7

BECCA IS GONE I QUIT. I QUIT EVERYTHING.

Alright well Ben is straight, and if you didn’t believe it before, just see the opening of this episode, and his unique choice of a leather jacket. #dressingyourselfishard #menwhoneedwives

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How To Dress Your Boyfriend Flamboyantly Gay So No One Hits On Him This Valentine’s Day

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thank you for serving, ben

Ahh, yes, the art of completely taking over everything your boyfriend wears without his permission or even general awareness. It takes skill. It takes tact. It takes unnecessary luxury designer statement pieces.

Don’t worry, I’m here. I live to serve you.

Here are the necessary steps to ensuring no straight female lays a single eyeball on your man this v-day.

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This post is about worship music happy ash wednesday

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Strap in, guys. Because this one’s about music. Jesus music.

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 6: I wanna talk smart things

Episode 6

cam newton doesn’t cry, i’ve looked. 

Last week left us on the cliffhanger of our lives, with the hope that Ben would take Olivia’s rose back and give it to another girl before the ceremony. But now that Beyonce’s dropped a single, I think we as a nation only have so much luck.

Let’s proceed.

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The emotional stages of being a Beyoncé fan

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I’ll never forget where I was that day. What I was doing, wearing, where I was, who I was with. A moment in time. Never forgotten.

The day Beyoncé released her first song in over a year.

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#SuperBowl50: How to pretend you’re not here for only Beyoncé

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What is “football”? What is it really tho? Honestly tho? Help tho?

I very much look forward to the Super Bowl every year. And by look forward to the Super Bowl I mean overeating cooler ranch Doritos and ranch dip. Fond memories there every year.

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It’s just Valentine’s Day, calm down, you’re fine

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Valentine’s Day. It’s a joyous, bright pink day. It’s a cold, black pit. It’s a fervent reminder of your love. It’s an aggressive reminder you’re single.

It doesn’t matter if you’re obsessed in love with this holiday or wish it would disappear into a black hole with all of the happy couples–because both parties have one thing in common: YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT LET’S ALL JUST BE STILL FOR A HOT SEC.

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Bachelor women have everything to gain, only dignity to lose

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started from the bottom now we’re E! News reporters

This is a guest blog post written by Paige M. Skinner from JustPMSing.com. Follow her except don’t follow her on Twitter bc she just got 1K followers and now she’s really full of herself: TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK

This post is so on point. I approve this message. Happy Chris Kyle day.  

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The Bachelor Episode 5: Things Our Boyfriends & Dads Said

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Over the weekend, the news blared horrific details of separate bombings and attacks that killed more than 100 people total in Syria and Nigeria. The Syrian war continues into its 5th year and Islamic extremist groups like ISIS and Boko Haram are only getting worse.

(where am i going with this, is this CNN???) I’m not about to preach that America is the safest country (or a safe country at all), but I do feel comfortable and safe as I reach for the remote to play recorded TV. Sometimes I think about life outside of my bubble and it’s hard. imsry. imdone. butyoushouldthinkaboutthewarinsyria.

Now that I’ve depressed everyone, let’s all gather to watch and laugh at one of our favorite American pastimes, The Bachelor, as Ben and his women seek amor in Mexico.

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