What is “football”? What is it really tho? Honestly tho? Help tho?
I very much look forward to the Super Bowl every year. And by look forward to the Super Bowl I mean overeating cooler ranch Doritos and ranch dip. Fond memories there every year.
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Bachelor Women Have Everything To Gain, Only Dignity To Lose
started from the bottom now we’re E! News reporters
This is a guest blog post written by Paige M. Skinner from JustPMSing.com. Follow her except don’t follow her on Twitter bc she just got 1K followers and now she’s really full of herself: TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK
This post is so on point. I approve this message. Happy Chris Kyle day.
The Bachelor Episode 5: Things Our Boyfriends & Dads Said
Over the weekend, the news blared horrific details of separate bombings and attacks that killed more than 100 people total in Syria and Nigeria. The Syrian war continues into its 5th year and Islamic extremist groups like ISIS and Boko Haram are only getting worse.
(where am i going with this, is this CNN???) I’m not about to preach that America is the safest country (or a safe country at all), but I do feel comfortable and safe as I reach for the remote to play recorded TV. Sometimes I think about life outside of my bubble and it’s hard. imsry. imdone. butyoushouldthinkaboutthewarinsyria.
Now that I’ve depressed everyone, let’s all gather to watch and laugh at one of our favorite American pastimes, The Bachelor, as Ben and his women seek amor in Mexico.
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The Bachelor Episode 4: Worst Behavior
I’m just going to jump right into it, Ben FRUSTRATED ME TO NO END this episode. Marriage is so hard, y’all.
A twin was cut tonight, and don’t fact check me on which one it was in this pic.
Chris Harrison enters the room and announces Ben is no longer in L.A., but is now in the marriage capital of the world, which is apparently Las Vegas,#Houstalantavegas, which is apparently where the twins are from, which is apparently why they’re hot, blonde, and twins.
Ben shares a deep thought in a personal moment with the camera: “People do find love in Vegas”
Reasons Ben Higgins Is Unlovable
Ben said it himself, both on The Bachelorette, vying for Kaitlyn Bristowe, and on this season’s premiere. While Ben did his best to explain his fear of being unlovable for People, I would like to further over-analyze his comment.
Because America deserves to know why Higgins comma Ben is what he says he is.
Because if this face is unlovable, the rest of us should just PUT ROCKS IN OUR ACTUAL POCKETS AND LAY OUR BODIES DOWN IN VICIOUS WATERS, YEAH I SAID IT.
The Bachelor Episode 3: BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE
The team editing this show is severely underrated. The previews MAKE THE SHOW. The power of editing, cutting, and dramatic music is real. And it’s hilarious.
Also WARNING: I’ve been skimming a Dr. Gary Chapman book called “The 5 Love Languages” so get ready.~*~*~
We open with a scene of Amanda and Lauren B. gossiping, and Olivia talking to the camera. Olivia could afford to be a little more self aware about the fact that “she is in a relationship with Ben” because hi ur not.
Chris harrison enters the living room full of women and comments on the murderous different energy in the room, before handing over the date card.
The Bachelor Episode 2: I am not crazy
Good morning, I hope you were all prepared for the opening scene of Ben in blue boxers.
First date card
Jackie, LB, Lauren H., Becca, Amber, Mandi, Jojo, Jubilee, Jennifer, Lace.
These girls are *MIND-BLOWN* when their names get called, like they didn’t realize being on The Bachelor meant going on dates.
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The Bachelor Ben H. Episode 1: I am in love with Ben
i was originally going to put my face on the girls but i can’t get enough of ben’s face i’m not sorry
Hi Ben~~~*~*~*~*
We open up with Ben in his natural habitat in Warsaw, Indiana, a picturesque small town that is a screensaver on every Dell computer in America. Ben talks in his perfect voice, with his perfect face, about his perfect life, and honest to God why is he on TV looking for love. Like walk into any establishment, anywhere and just point, and you can have anyone.
How did you get here. What does it mean for the rest of us. How do I feel about this.
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My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor
We all know that just because you’re The Bachelor or Bachelorette doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to find tru luv. And even if you find your tru luv on the show, that doesn’t mean it will last.
I’m looking at you Andi and Josh. Chris and Whitney.
So I’m here to the rescue, in this special edition blog post My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor. Don’t fret, lost Bachelors of the world.
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The most basic women on The Bachelor Season 20 Ben H.
Hi it’s me. I blog about The Bachelor, missing some episodes because sometimes I have to have a life outside the show, and then blog even more sporadically throughout the rest of the year, not even touching The Bachelorette, because I’m not paid to do this guys.
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