January 30, 2017 · 9:20 PM

DRY JANUARY RECAP: Worst Three Days Of My Life

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nope

and by 3 days i mean 2.5

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January 28, 2017 · 7:56 PM

Did I Just Watch La La Land Or Do Shrooms For Two Hours

la-la-land-audition-12 idk what the hell is happening rn but i like it

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January 18, 2017 · 9:29 PM

No One Told Me Passengers Was A Love Story And I Lost My Actual Shit

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HOW DID I MISS THIS NICHOLAS SPARKS NOVEL????? There are spoilers in this post. Get over it. 

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January 16, 2017 · 10:53 AM

I Was A Single Mother For One Weekend And I Can Do Anything

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I know everything now*. 

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December 17, 2016 · 1:32 PM

Stuck In An Airport Thoughts: A Blog For Peter

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Peter, the apostle. This is normal.

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October 14, 2016 · 9:01 PM

I Watched Ben & Lauren Happily Ever After And I Am Dead On The Inside

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me too lauren b

Empathy for the girl who has it all. 

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September 16, 2016 · 1:19 PM

What I Think My Parents Think I Do For A Living

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Welp.

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September 2, 2016 · 9:09 AM

20th Anniversary of My Best Friend’s Wedding And Nothing Has Changed For White Girls

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And by 20th I mean 19th, but that doesn’t sound as good. You’ll live.

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August 31, 2016 · 6:00 AM

I Have 1,000 Questions About Nick Viall But Here Are 10

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this meme will be my wedding announcement

This week, one of the leaders of ISIS was finally killed, but more importantly, the next Bachelor was revealed.

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August 29, 2016 · 3:00 PM

I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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