
Category Archives: humor
I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.
I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.
I Wore High Waist Crop Flare Jeans And This Is What Happened

They’re ugly. They’re as flattering as a dad bod in a Beyonce leotard. They’re the hottest denim style of 2016.
Must-Read Blog: Once You Go Mack
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It’s All Fun And Games Until You’re In The Fetal Position At Your Airport Gate

This blog post is extremely long, exhausting, and turbulent, just like my experience. #bucklein #SouthwestDown.
How To Appreciate Cult Classic Movies That Will Scar You For Life

is this the clockwork orange or me being forced to watch it




