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The True Story Of Being A 25-Year-Old And Sitting At A Beyonce Concert Alone

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pic via beyonce.com jk i snapchatted it

I went to a Beyonce concert alone. This is my story.

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THIS JUST IN: Beyoncé Releases #LEMONADE

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BREAKING NEWS: Beyoncé just released an hour-long visual album on HBO almost two whole weeks ago. Literally an hour-long’s worth of connected music videos. This coming out just before her Formation tour starts.

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I’m so reckless when I ROCK MY IVY PARK BASEBALL CAP AND BODY SUIT

omg cancel everything quit your job break up with your boyfriend change your name move cities because Beyoncé’s active-wear line is finally here.

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The Bachelor Season Finale Ben Higgins: The Biggest Upset Of The Actual Century

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ABC/America’s Prince Ben and his wife Lauren, Duchess of Instagram wave from the balcony of Jamaica Palace after the Royal Proposal

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins: Women Tell All But Still Love Ben So What’s The Point

TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.

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this image sums up the whole show. #lowcuttops #chicken #dirtylooks

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 9: I love you too. And you. andyou.

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Leap Day 2016: The day the impossible happened. The day Ben Higgins fell in love with everyone and we fell out of love with him. Let’s see who can wear the least clothes and be the most vulnerable and I don’t mean at the same time.

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too

Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.

It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.

“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 7: No.

Episode 7

BECCA IS GONE I QUIT. I QUIT EVERYTHING.

Alright well Ben is straight, and if you didn’t believe it before, just see the opening of this episode, and his unique choice of a leather jacket. #dressingyourselfishard #menwhoneedwives

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 6: I wanna talk smart things

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cam newton doesn’t cry, i’ve looked. 

Last week left us on the cliffhanger of our lives, with the hope that Ben would take Olivia’s rose back and give it to another girl before the ceremony. But now that Beyonce’s dropped a single, I think we as a nation only have so much luck.

Let’s proceed.

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The Emotional Stages Of Being A Beyoncé Fan

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I’ll never forget where I was that day. What I was doing, wearing, where I was, who I was with. A moment in time. Never forgotten.

The day Beyoncé released her first song in over a year.

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