Happy Lent Fam
I gave up Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook for lent. And by Facebook, I mean I deleted the app on my phone, but cannot deactivate it because it’s connected to my workplace Ads Manager/customized columns, etc., my life is hard, so I am still on Facebook desktop and you can actual get over it.
I use all the feeble, flesh-driven will power inside me to not browse that desktop newsfeed. I only see notifications, and the occasional “oh my god you need to see this now” Facebook link from my friends. So “gave up” Facebook ISH.
BUT INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT ARE GONE COLD TURKEY YALL COLD TURKEY WHAT DOES THE MAYFAIR FILTER EVEN LOOK LIKE ANYMORE, I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW.
You may be wondering why Twitter isn’t on this list. That is because, and my friends can vouch because they get mad I don’t read their tweets, I honestly do not sit and read Twitter. I will look at Moments for news, but I am not spending amounts of time catching up on the anarchy that is my Twitter newsfeed. So you can still cash me on that tweet life ok lent going well.
Now that you know my social media habits and life secrets, we can get to the point of the blog.
I Deleted Facebook, Insta, and Snap Off My Phone And These Are My Questions
- How’s Maxi
- Are Jen and Ben divorced yet
- What is @Fuckjerry saying, miss him the most (THIS IS A COMEDIAN ON INSTAGRAM MOM, THAT’S HIS USERNAME, I’M SORRY)
- Did Kim post a nude
- Did Chelsea Handler post a nude
- Did Chrissy Teigan post a nude
- What is pregnant Beyonce wearing did she post a maternity nude
- Which of my distant friends from high school are pregnant now
- Who is engaged
- Are bachelorette parties still wearing all black while the bride wears white
- Who is married
- What’s the latest marriage hashtag
- How much weight did the Dallas Wardrobe gain this week
- Did she finish remodeling her Highland Park mansion nursery room yet I’m praying for her
- Have Ben and Lauren set a date this is important I need to know
- Are JoJoJo still gross in love
- Did Kim Kardashian reach her goal weight of 112 yet
- How many unflattering photos/videos has Cayla Jordan posted of me on Instagram
- What is Kylie wearing today
- What lipstick shade is Katey McFarlan wearing today
- Did Paul work from home this week
- Is Jamie The Very Worst Missionary even the the worst missionary anymore
- How are Ina and Jeffrey miss them so much it hurts
- Is Kanye still blonde
- Did Amy_Nicole03 stick to her wedding diet
- Do my nephews even have red hair still
- Whose line is it anyway tho
Will write a follow up “I Survived Lent” blog if I actually survive it. Blessings.
OH AND IF YOU COULD SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK, THAT’D BE GREAT BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO. BLESSINGS.