ABC/America’s Prince Ben and his wife Lauren, Duchess of Instagram wave from the balcony of Jamaica Palace after the Royal Proposal
The Bachelor Season Finale Ben Higgins: The Biggest Upset Of The Actual Century
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How To Get Over Yourself And Enjoy Red Wine
It’s not easy. I understand. Red wine is hard. It’s stressful. I know many of you stay up at night, tossing back and forth, wondering when the day will come. when will i like red wine??? when will i be classy in photos on facebook drinking the red wines????????
Agony.
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Weekend Sale: Good things come in three’s
I wish you could see my fridge. My roommate and I are in our mid-twenties, and thus can’t grab the carrot cake out of the fridge without half a dozen couples staring back at us.
It’s wedding season.
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Three Lies To Tell Yourself Before Getting A Lob
Remember when I was neck-deep in a spiritual warfare about whether or not I should lob my hair? I just used lob as a verb.
hair inspo help am i bald yet help
Well if you aren’t one of the few, the proud, the Marines, AKA the people who I group text on a regular basis, or follow me on social media, allow me to enlighten you.
The Bachelor Ben Higgins: Women Tell All But Still Love Ben So What’s The Point
TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.
this image sums up the whole show. #lowcuttops #chicken #dirtylooks
I’m A Friend To The Sick, The Poor, And The Skinny
In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.
In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.
Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.
The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 9: I love you too. And you. andyou.
Leap Day 2016: The day the impossible happened. The day Ben Higgins fell in love with everyone and we fell out of love with him. Let’s see who can wear the least clothes and be the most vulnerable and I don’t mean at the same time.
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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 8: Me too
Disclaimer: This is not Sassy. I know, I’m as upset as you are. I’ll try to be as funny as her, but I will most likely fail. Also, if this recap reads like her, it’s just because I can’t write a Bachelor recap without writing like Sassy. Sorry.
It starts out in Orange County and Ben is in capri pants with his Jesus bracelet thinking and talking about his ladies.
“It’s going to be an awesome week.” This is probably foreshadowing because it’s probably going to be horrible and I’m excited. Let’s do this. Let’s go. I’m ready. Continue reading
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The Bachelor Ben Higgins Episode 7: No.
BECCA IS GONE I QUIT. I QUIT EVERYTHING.
Alright well Ben is straight, and if you didn’t believe it before, just see the opening of this episode, and his unique choice of a leather jacket. #dressingyourselfishard #menwhoneedwives
It's fine I'm fine 