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A White Girl Watching “Straight Out Of Compton” In Uptown Dallas

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So that’s what N.W.A. stands for.

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The Best Things To Do In Dallas

Dallas Skyline at Dusk with Reflection

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Miles Teller Is Not Attractive And Yet The Hottest Man Alive

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Miles Teller reminds me of Salt And Vinegar chips.

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The True Story Of Being A 25-Year-Old And Sitting At A Beyonce Concert Alone

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I went to a Beyonce concert alone. This is my story.

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Why Aren’t We Talking About Rosemary Kennedy And Other Things I Stress About At Age 25

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“WOW THIS SUCKS.” -ROSE KENNEDY

IS EL NIÑO A DRUG LORD OR A HURRICANE????

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In Memory Of My First Rebecca Minkoff Bag

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Some people identify themselves as “dog moms,” as you may have noticed on every Instagram bio ever. If I’m going to be a childless mom to an object, then that answer is very easy. Hello I’m a purse mom.

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Watch Out World And Blake Shelton, I’m Platinum Now

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The lob saga continues. Srsly should I just start a new blog called “The Lob Diaries” or “Lob And The City” or “Can’t Stop Stop Won’t Stop Getting My Hair Done”?????

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I’m so reckless when I ROCK MY IVY PARK BASEBALL CAP AND BODY SUIT

omg cancel everything quit your job break up with your boyfriend change your name move cities because Beyoncé’s active-wear line is finally here.

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My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me With Fantasy Sports I’m Fine

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i will never understand the meaning of this gif

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My week with technology and customer service

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These stories are all accurate accounts of interactions with brands and businesses this week and I approve this message. buckle up. grab a snack. this one’s a reader.

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