Everything I Know After Blogging For Over A Decade

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honestly nothing

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Life Updates You Didn’t Ask For Vol. 2

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Awkward moments in Uptown, headbands, bumpdates, and FACE SHAVING. 

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Black Out Baby Shower

Become a mom for the chic parties, stay a mom for the baby.

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I Enlisted A Data Analyst To Identify Whether I Like Reputation Or Lover More

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Also included: 7 reasons why I love Tay.

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Another One Of Those Obnoxious Vacation Recaps: BBMOONVERSARY IN MAUI!

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A β€œbabymoon” is a newfangled concept commonly used by privileged white people who are out of touch with reality!

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IG Q&A: Your Questions About Pregnancy Stuff

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I posted a “Ask Me A Question” on IG because apparently I think people have questions for me.

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I Survived The Flu, But Not The Saks Off Fifth Woman Asking Me If I’ve Tried Target

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Pregnancy tales: surviving the flu, maternity jeans, nightmares!

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Everyone Please Give Me Special Treatment, I Am With Child

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I don’t ask a lot.

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Five Kind of Late Life & Pop Culture Updates You Didn’t Ask For And Don’t Care About

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Thanks for tuning into NPR Up First! Here are the 5 things you need to know before taking a bite out of your morning toast! This is your SNL Weekly Update!

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I Do Intermittent Fasting Because Of Brain Health And Also Because I Want Attention

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What is intermittent fasting? Idk you can Google it. But it’s this thing I’ve been doing lately.

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