May 4, 2020 · 2:50 PM

It’s a Girl

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March 21, 2020 · 11:21 AM

The Kind Of Boring Story Of How I Found Out I Was Pregnant

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And the story of how I had to Google what two lines on a pregnancy test meant. 

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March 15, 2020 · 5:15 PM

Happy CO-uarantine! Here Are 10 Things To Do While You Do Nothing At Home

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Spend 16 hours a day looking at Instagram. 

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March 4, 2020 · 8:16 PM

Everything I Know After Blogging For Over A Decade

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honestly nothing

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February 17, 2020 · 12:36 PM

Life Updates You Didn’t Ask For Vol. 2

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Awkward moments in Uptown, headbands, bumpdates, and FACE SHAVING. 

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February 9, 2020 · 8:33 PM

Black Out Baby Shower

Become a mom for the chic parties, stay a mom for the baby.

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February 2, 2020 · 11:45 PM

I Enlisted A Data Analyst To Identify Whether I Like Reputation Or Lover More

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Also included: 7 reasons why I love Tay.

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January 27, 2020 · 5:00 AM

Another One Of Those Obnoxious Vacation Recaps: BBMOONVERSARY IN MAUI!

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A “babymoon” is a newfangled concept commonly used by privileged white people who are out of touch with reality!

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January 18, 2020 · 2:29 PM

IG Q&A: Your Questions About Pregnancy Stuff

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photoshop idea by KT Johnson, future mrs. harmon, all my jokes are stolen from friends!

I posted a “Ask Me A Question” on IG because apparently I think people have questions for me.

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December 16, 2019 · 7:44 PM

I Survived The Flu, But Not The Saks Off Fifth Woman Asking Me If I’ve Tried Target

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Pregnancy tales: surviving the flu, maternity jeans, nightmares!

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