Monthly Archives: August 2016

August 31, 2016 · 6:00 AM

I Have 1,000 Questions About Nick Viall But Here Are 10

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this meme will be my wedding announcement

This week, one of the leaders of ISIS was finally killed, but more importantly, the next Bachelor was revealed.

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August 29, 2016 · 3:00 PM

I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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August 26, 2016 · 9:49 AM

I Wore High Waist Crop Flare Jeans And This Is What Happened

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They’re ugly. They’re as flattering as a dad bod in a Beyonce leotard. They’re the hottest denim style of 2016.

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August 10, 2016 · 4:35 PM

Table Tennis, Moving In Your Twenties, Being Too Much, And Other Olympic Sports You Didn’t Know Existed

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Ahh, the Olympic sport of Adulting, where not even drugs disqualify you.

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