Monthly Archives: April 2016

Why Aren’t We Talking About Rosemary Kennedy And Other Things I Stress About At Age 25

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“WOW THIS SUCKS.” -ROSE KENNEDY

IS EL NIÑO A DRUG LORD OR A HURRICANE????

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In Memory Of My First Rebecca Minkoff Bag

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Some people identify themselves as “dog moms,” as you may have noticed on every Instagram bio ever. If I’m going to be a childless mom to an object, then that answer is very easy. Hello I’m a purse mom.

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Watch Out World And Blake Shelton, I’m Platinum Now

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yes, this is my head

The lob saga continues. Srsly should I just start a new blog called “The Lob Diaries” or “Lob And The City” or “Can’t Stop Stop Won’t Stop Getting My Hair Done”?????

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I’m so reckless when I ROCK MY IVY PARK BASEBALL CAP AND BODY SUIT

omg cancel everything quit your job break up with your boyfriend change your name move cities because Beyoncé’s active-wear line is finally here.

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