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The Bachelor Episode 3: BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE

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The team editing this show is severely underrated. The previews MAKE THE SHOW. The power of editing, cutting, and dramatic music is real. And it’s hilarious.

Also WARNING: I’ve been skimming a Dr. Gary Chapman book called “The 5 Love Languages” so get ready.~*~*~

We open with a scene of Amanda and Lauren B. gossiping, and Olivia talking to the camera. Olivia could afford to be a little more self aware about the fact that “she is in a relationship with Ben” because hi ur not.

Chris harrison enters the living room full of women and comments on the  murderous different energy in the room, before handing over the date card.

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The Bachelor Episode 2: I am not crazy

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Good morning, I hope you were all prepared for the opening scene of Ben in blue boxers.

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Jackie, LB, Lauren H., Becca, Amber, Mandi, Jojo, Jubilee, Jennifer, Lace.

These girls are *MIND-BLOWN* when their names get called, like they didn’t realize being on The Bachelor meant going on dates.

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The Bachelor Ben H. Episode 1: I am in love with Ben

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i was originally going to put my face on the girls but i can’t get enough of ben’s face i’m not sorry

Hi Ben~~~*~*~*~* 

We open up with Ben in his natural habitat in Warsaw, Indiana, a picturesque small town that is a screensaver on every Dell computer in America. Ben talks in his perfect voice, with his perfect face, about his perfect life, and honest to God why is he on TV looking for love. Like walk into any establishment, anywhere and just point, and you can have anyone.

How did you get here. What does it mean for the rest of us. How do I feel about this.

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My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor

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We all know that just because you’re The Bachelor or Bachelorette doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to find tru luv. And even if you find your tru luv on the show, that doesn’t mean it will last.

I’m looking at you Andi and Josh. Chris and Whitney.

So I’m here to the rescue, in this special edition blog post My friends are applying to be on The Bachelor.  Don’t fret, lost Bachelors of the world.

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The most basic women on The Bachelor Season 20 Ben H.

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Hi it’s me. I blog about The Bachelor, missing some episodes because sometimes I have to have a life outside the show, and then blog even more sporadically throughout the rest of the year, not even touching The Bachelorette, because I’m not paid to do this guys.

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