‘The Bachelorette: JoJo’ Recaps

WHERE WERE YOU THE MOMENT BEN TOLD JOJO HE LOVED HER

I’m blogging the JoJo season yay

Last Tuesday, my blog visits randomly spiked quite a bit, and it warmed my cold black heart. It was probably internet bots, but I’m going to pretend it was distant readers from far off lands, looking for Bachelorette recaps.

I’m not blogging on IFIF, but you can find my recaps on D Magazine’s blog Front Row here.

And P.S., my friend P.M.S. is covering the season as well. Her recaps are funnier than mine so itsfineimfine.com.

Vulture and I Hate Green Beans also give hilarious reviews that I will later regret sharing with you because you may stop reading mine. Enjoy!

I honestly try not to read other recaps or even #thebachelorette tweets during the season because I’m scared I’ll either A) inadvertently use their jokes or B) just kill myself out of self-pity for not being as funny. Except for PMS, I have to read hers, because she texts me and forces me to. Prayers.

So now you have more recaps to catch up on than you ever knew you wanted ALL 4 U JOJO.