Things go viral then die. Things we love then forget. Things we stopped quoting. When Romy invented post-its. This is the Things I Miss series.
1. Romy and Michelle
FAT FREE DIET GET IT HAHAHAHAHA LAUGH
Somehow I was allowed to watch this rated R movie growing up, lol help, lol amazing how I turned out so perfect. I was v obsessed with this quintessential 90s chick flick and there’s no way in hell I even understood it. But it probably shaped how I viewed men and the world around me growing up, and has even influenced me up until today. Scary. I’m def a Michelle.
when u watched this movie in the 5th grade and were like wait do i hate the popular girls or want to be them
Quotes worth bringing back:
“Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.”
“Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.”
“Let’s fold scarves!”
“Chubbo?”
“If anyone needs to make a call, I’ve got a phone.”
“I’M THE MARY.”
miss them
2. Paris and Kim
Paris and Kim are all of us. We all had a childhood best friend that we may follow on social media, but definitely do not talk to. That’s probably where the similarities end.
Miss kim’s forehead hairs.
I should also mention that I follow Paris Hilton on Instagram. I don’t know why. I guess just to see what life is like when you’re not really famous anymore, but still do things that famous people do. What does Paris think of herself today. What random throwback photo from her prime is she reminiscing on today.
and like wut
3. Childhood Usher
SAID SHORTY SHE WAS CHECKIN UP ON ME
There are a few things from my middle-high school years that are permanently ingrained in my brain and one of those things is: “IN THE CLUB WITH MY HOMIES.” And Usher’s frowning dance face in this music video. And just how ratchet was the girl in this music video and us dancing to it. He just came out with that “No Limits” song and it’s like lol Usher stop messin’ around. Stop joking. Play “U Got It Bad” or “Let It Burn” or “Confessions” and obviously “YEAH.” Yeah.yeahyeahyeah…YEAH.
miss him
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