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DRY JANUARY RECAP: Worst Three Days Of My Life

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nope

and by 3 days i mean 2.5

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What I Think My Parents Think I Do For A Living

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Welp.

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Table Tennis, Moving In Your Twenties, Being Too Much, And Other Olympic Sports You Didn’t Know Existed

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Ahh, the Olympic sport of Adulting, where not even drugs disqualify you.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until You’re In The Fetal Position At Your Airport Gate

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This blog post is extremely long, exhausting, and turbulent, just like my experience. #bucklein #SouthwestDown. 

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“My First Massage And Facial” As Told By A Dude

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This is a guest post and I’m mad bc it’s funnier than anything I’ve ever written.

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I Created Two More Social Media Accounts Bc I Don’t Look At My Phone Enough

FOLLOW IT'S FINE I'M FINE ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM YO

YA U NEED MORE. OF ME.

i don’t have a problem

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The True Story Of Being A 25-Year-Old And Sitting At A Beyonce Concert Alone

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pic via beyonce.com jk i snapchatted it

I went to a Beyonce concert alone. This is my story.

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Why Aren’t We Talking About Rosemary Kennedy And Other Things I Stress About At Age 25

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“WOW THIS SUCKS.” -ROSE KENNEDY

IS EL NIÑO A DRUG LORD OR A HURRICANE????

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My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me With Fantasy Sports I’m Fine

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i will never understand the meaning of this gif

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My week with technology and customer service

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These stories are all accurate accounts of interactions with brands and businesses this week and I approve this message. buckle up. grab a snack. this one’s a reader.

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