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Whole30 Recap: I Lasted 23 Days And Ate Pizza As A Snack Yesterday

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and it’s called whole23.

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Whole30 Diary Part 1: This Post Has Curse Words

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Wholey Hell. 

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A Guide To Gaining 100 Newlywed Pounds Without Your Husband Noticing

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Why I’m never drinking beer again, what I wish I’d known before getting addicted to Soul Cycle, how I work out at lunch without looking like I’ve been hit by a car afterwards, and my weekly work out routine. WOO FIT-NESS!

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Guest Post: Top 5 benefits of oil massage therapy

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By Sara from thesmartwomenblog.com

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I Did The One-Day Buda Juice Cleanse And Lived To Blog It

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I love diets.

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Being A Vegan Is Going Well Thanks For Asking

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“Is this an elaborate punishment because I picked the Netflix movie without you?” -Lane

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DRY JANUARY RECAP: Worst Three Days Of My Life

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nope

and by 3 days i mean 2.5

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I Used To Go On Crash Diets, Now I Just Go On Crash Lifestyle Changes

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me, every M/W/F, in the downtown 24 Hour Fitness, every week, all the time, nonstop.

I’m currently in my 6th week of the Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Guide program. Here’s a poem.

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R.I.P. Kayla Itsines Killed Me

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MORE GRAVITY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Kayla Itsines is living the millennial dream: Getting paid to do what she loves.

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I’m A Friend To The Sick, The Poor, And The Skinny

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In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.

In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.

Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.

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