I Don’t Ask For A Lot Just That You Follow And Like Everything I Do

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I don’t think I’m, like, asking you to enlist in the war here.

I don’t ask for a lot. Just that you subscribe to my blog, read every single post, follow me everywhere on social media, like, comment, and share everything, tell everyone you know about it, and get itsfineimfine.com tattooed on you. Why is that overwhelming?

Facebook wants brands to pay to play, as always, like welcome to 2013, but yesterday they really twisted the knife and announced yet another change to boost your friend’s baby post over your favorite Facebook page’s newest blog post.

IT’S A CRIME. I AM A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER. I AM A WOMAN. I AM AN AMERICAN. THIS ISN’T WHAT FREEDOM IS ABOUT.

Here’s what you can and should do to make sure you still see IFIF among the babies, wedding videos, and beach selfies that is your newsfeed.

Here’s my Facebook page. First things first, LIKE IT ALREADY, UGH, COME ON, DO I EVEN HAVE TO MAKE THAT STEP ONE.

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Then, hover over that little laser beam icon. The screenshot below will look a little different for you because you’re not a page admin, but calm down. Now, under “IN YOUR NEWSFEED” select “See First.” That way you will actually see my posts among your fave friends and pages. That’s sweet.

If you’re really an overachiever, you can turn on notifications for the page’s Facebook posts. That means when I post a status, photo, sex tape, etc., you’ll get a notification in real-time, live action, immediately, and you’ll be among the first to see, read, giggle, share, and like what else do you want in life.

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Did u kno u can also get notifications for tweets and Instagram posts? And the publisher will never even know. Wow social media is creepy wow but flattering wow bye!

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3 responses to “I Don’t Ask For A Lot Just That You Follow And Like Everything I Do

  1. Emily B.

    I DID IT do i win something?

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  2. YAS……. digital air hugs

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