Monthly Archives: March 2016

My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me With Fantasy Sports I’m Fine

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i will never understand the meaning of this gif

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My week with technology and customer service

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These stories are all accurate accounts of interactions with brands and businesses this week and I approve this message. buckle up. grab a snack. this one’s a reader.

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R.I.P. Kayla Itsines Killed Me

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MORE GRAVITY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Kayla Itsines is living the millennial dream: Getting paid to do what she loves.

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The Bachelor Season Finale Ben Higgins: The Biggest Upset Of The Actual Century

William and Kate: The royal wedding

ABC/America’s Prince Ben and his wife Lauren, Duchess of Instagram wave from the balcony of Jamaica Palace after the Royal Proposal

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Deep Ellum ~or~ Uptown?~?~?

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March 12, 2016 · 3:05 PM

How To Get Over Yourself And Enjoy Red Wine

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It’s not easy. I understand. Red wine is hard. It’s stressful. I know many of you stay up at night, tossing back and forth, wondering when the day will come. when will i like red wine??? when will i be classy in photos on facebook drinking the red wines????????

Agony.

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Weekend Sale: Good things come in three’s

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I wish you could see my fridge. My roommate and I are in our mid-twenties, and thus can’t grab the carrot cake out of the fridge without half a dozen couples staring back at us.

It’s wedding season.

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Three Lies To Tell Yourself Before Getting A Lob

Remember when I was neck-deep in a spiritual warfare about whether or not I should lob my hair? I just used lob as a verb.

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hair inspo help am i bald yet help

Well if you aren’t one of the few, the proud, the Marines, AKA the people who I group text on a regular basis, or follow me on social media, allow me to enlighten you.

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The Bachelor Ben Higgins: Women Tell All But Still Love Ben So What’s The Point

TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.

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this image sums up the whole show. #lowcuttops #chicken #dirtylooks

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I’m A Friend To The Sick, The Poor, And The Skinny

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In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.

In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.

Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.

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