Monthly Archives: March 2016
These stories are all accurate accounts of interactions with brands and businesses this week and I approve this message. buckle up. grab a snack. this one’s a reader.
It’s not easy. I understand. Red wine is hard. It’s stressful. I know many of you stay up at night, tossing back and forth, wondering when the day will come. when will i like red wine??? when will i be classy in photos on facebook drinking the red wines????????
I wish you could see my fridge. My roommate and I are in our mid-twenties, and thus can’t grab the carrot cake out of the fridge without half a dozen couples staring back at us.
It’s wedding season.
Remember when I was neck-deep in a spiritual warfare about whether or not I should lob my hair? I just used lob as a verb.
Well if you aren’t one of the few, the proud, the Marines, AKA the people who I group text on a regular basis, or follow me on social media, allow me to enlighten you.
TIARA, THE CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST, BROUGHT AN ACTUAL CHICKEN, SO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES, STRAP IN, BUCKLE UP, ok.
In celebrity world, a girl squad is full of models and then there is one Lena Dunham. There’s always that one girl.
In reality/muggle world, a girl squad is full of Lena Dunhams and there is one Karlie Kloss. Or one un-talented version of Taylor Swift friend. There’s always that one girl.
Here is a story of a muggle squad being a friend to the sick, the poor, and that one skinny friend.